Humorous Taglines
by lisa cafiero
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Captions for the below product print-ads are based on the scenario that the product
(now an animate object) was refused service at a bar.
The copy-line is the product’s response to, “Sorry, we don’t serve (product) here.”
CELL PHONES
HAMBURGERS
Sorry, we don’t serve CELL PHONES here.
I was just roaming.
That’s okay. I have two bars left.
Put me on speed dial when you do.
Then why is your tooth blue?
Sorry, we don’t serve HAMBURGERS here.
That’s rare.
No worries. I was just checking out the buns.
I was just ketch-uping with friends.
Chicken!
EYE DROPS
Sorry, we don’t serve EYE DROPS here.
That’s a crying shame.
I was just looking for my friend Iris.
No need to lash out at me.
I had a vision this would happen.
Helping to etch your message across your customers' hearts! ™ - Lisa Cafiero
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